What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Who is someone that inspires you?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

Were Dalits prohibited from drinking water from wells in ancient times? Is there any evidence to support this claim?

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

How do you like to be pegged?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun